What a serious case of cranky
With an eruption of an ego flair
From an opinion cut and dried
By a self appointed air

Of the master of all knowledge
Doled by the mind of greed
Throwing a hissy fit
Because money is the only need

Think not for yourself I tell you
He screamed from his lungs quite loud
Enough of this frivolous bullshit
No tinfoil or God allowed

There should only be allowed the best of the breed
Dripping in the monetary that should be there to come
I'll tolerate no foolish questions of some
You shall do as I say or what you say shall be dumbed

And so the self possessed has now left the sheep
For his slaughter would fool no one
They laughed and played on merrily
Until he knew he ruled no one