No I don't think you should be so lucky
Where did you get that song
Coz who ever told you that
Told you very wrong

I wouldn't lie to you about what I know
There would actually be no point
There is nothing sexy about a skinny man
Unless your running for super model of the joint

Better quit critiquing yourself baby
Before you have no rear
You had your cheekbones so razor sharp
A kiss would draw blood I fear

Right now I see a lovey
Quite sexy do you hear
Why do you have this case of fugly
You don't do yourself justice my dear