http://news.yahoo.com/s/usnews/seizinglaptopsandcameraswithoutcause

You can't take toenail clippers on a plane but you can take an electronic device
Does any part of that make sense to you
Does c-4 smell
Ok movie madness may have taken over my uneducated little mind
But I'm pretty sure you could make a bomb out of one of those
But they choose to check your shoes and throw away your lighters
But matches are OK
Who makes these rules and how much do they get paid
Coz I want to apply for the job
Common sense says that I have the qualifications
Hell the hilarious part is they are inspecting them after you land not before
And what information are they taking out of them?
And who gave them permission to do it?