A little pop off noise on a counter view
Of what in the world would John now do
He'll share the crust of the upper class
By giving Barack and Michelle
The same designers pass
To redesign the White house view
Squandered off the taxpayers
Like me and you
How much was that doggy in the window
The one that piddles on area rugs to
If you think the cost of it's such a sin now
Just wait till you see what that doggy can do