Well the old lady that lived in the shoe
The one with the kids bratty I heard they were to
She hung on the corner most every night
Coz back in the day there was no birth control right
What started as a job became quite an affair
The more she did work the larger her care
And no nary a man was found there in sight
Lest it was at the corner on a dark lonely night
And the farmer well he's helped her you see
He gave her free produce for spreading his seed