So this is the game your playing
My Penn and Teller way of saying
You take the crap I'm laying
And out source it to a buyer
While you collect the sum
I just stand a round just looking dumb
And you pretend your DMC run
And your bling piles a little higher
So I see the fun for you
But why should I go through
On the looser end of you
So you can buy Imelda
Another pair of shoes
Wipe your chin of gravy
Blow your own wad baby
Next time you need a hooker
Call they'll send you a looker
That you pay before you lay her down
Don't be so cheap
Or you get sleazy from the deep