I only go to eat at the fair
I don't do love on the Ferris wheel of life
That's the price for the ticket of care
Coz that Ferris wheel always stops
There's always an end to the ride
But you pop for the ticket of caring
Then love is a never ending ride
If you just want reaction off of emotion
Stirred by the spoon of the unknown
Then what Sir is the problem of your traction
For you laid the track that your on
There's a crackle in the air can you feel it
By the extra mix of added energy
A HAARP made all of your own
From your Star Wars defence trilogy
So are we of the same federation
Or are you cloaking a different energy
Fair needs no man for her notions
Her mind works quite efficiently
But Constance needs her companion
But it must be of the same energy
And love never takes a stand in
At least not if it runs with me
We're not running on the right grade of octane
It stinks just like diesel to me
We're just spitting and sputtering
And that's not even friendship to me
And this is definitely not dating there honey
I don't do E-Harmony
This is just trading world wide
For the rest of the voyeurs of the world to see
Lucy and Desi never slept in the same bed
How they got little Ricky is a mystery to me
Coz Lucy only to talked to Ethel and Fred
Coz Desi was always at the cabana you see
