Oh I saw that
So your picking on my hard to believe
Well it just goes to show you
How easy people are to deceive

His tighty whities were a hoot
His buns were quite divine
But it's no way worth attentive care
There was no gun to find

All I saw was a Saturday night special
Not for a street filled view
It look to me more residential
Save a horse you can ride a cowboy to

I was flipped by the tip
Where was the 6 foot rule
It's ok for a woman to touch
But a man's just supposed to drool