Since clinical this has become
Why on earth would you want mine
Pop love is for the young
Positive is never a slap shot
At least not were I come from
And I never take that kind of crap shot
That's strike number 1
We need to back it up a bit
Coz part of this is my fault
The wife bit had a different weight on it
And I didn't fix it when I saw it
It never meant I thought
It's a weed out I didn't mention
My eyes just don't ever look
Unless you can pass the rule of mention
Not many make it
It doesn't consist of material stuff
The slap shots just don't make it
I consider that negative stuff
So that makes me not right for pop love
Of that partridge family love you kind
Coz it's really not my pleasure to call you an asshole
And I find it a big waste of time
That's the thing about bare back baby
There ain't no horn to hold
Or stirrups to give your feet a hold
So I'm apt to buck you off
And knock your ass out cold
