http://www.news8austin.com/content/your_news/default.asp?ArID=211010

Why does Texas need Federal help to investigate the Governors mansion burning
Nothing was in it
Where I come from the fire department has a special division that does that
What the fuck can we do with out the Federal governments help anymore
Is it now time to start asking permission to go to the bathroom?
With a pass being issued by Homeland Security if it's a go?
Will we have to be issued a further pass to flush or will an inspection be needed first