There are days I wish I was a retard
And didn't think the way I do
Here's a little deadly force
Coming to a city near you
Note the part that's missing
Then read the report by Rand
There is no need to use this force
If you'd just get rid of cop's that are bad
Now an independent third
Said don't look at deaths no more
Tasers are much safer
Than the deadly use of force
I suppose the key to the puzzle
Is who spoke up as the third
Because that put on a muzzle
To what Rand really wanted heard
