Hello babycakes
Glad to see you made it back again
Yeah the devil's still sitting in place
But it's better when you watching in

Calling out the plays on the ball game
With Mish booing on the call
Filling in on the double plays
It just feels safer for us all

It scares me when the lights go out
And you've gone off a different way
There's a certain security in telling the call
On how the game is rigged to play

Your the announcer at the stadium
Even when the rain does fall
The voice that always gets us through
The misery of the call

Coz the Ump's definitely blind and needs glasses
The ten run rule should end the play
To save the humiliation of what for now life passes
The survival of this everyday

So catch the wave of the cheering section
You know we're glad your back
A little peanut gallery elation
You were missed and that's a fact