I know you play at the Masters baby
The boyz in the band do to if you ask me
I worry about it just a little
But that's probably the tin foil hat in me

Sometimes you guys make me so proud I can't stand it
I know you've raised an eyebrow or two
And I love that you take the truth and make people understand it
It's so different than what the other fares do

You guys are truly the Knights of the people
To serve and protect from the wrong point of view
And you definitely have a lot more shiny polish
Because there is no one in running distance of you