And I found the greatest wisdom spoof of all
That we should outsource our government
Now that would save us money one and all
In these times of economic inflation
That thought deserves some contemplation
It sounds like an idea that's time has come to call
And it would definitely save us a hassle
Of deciding who to vote on to wear the tassel
Of president of us all
We wouldn't need a congress
Which would eleminate the lobbyist
Who pay them to vote their call
And if this idea would take root on seed
It could compensate our economic need
By sending money back to our home deed
Because we are a third world country after all
We just won't show it until after the election come this fall
