I had to laugh my ass off
At my mail when I took a see
There was an exclusive invitation
From the store of JC ala Penny

Take a backwards rhyme on the jacket yo
I just made big time don't ya know
As far as exclusive on the invitation row
No more waiting in lines for a show

My invitation ushers me in
To spend my dime on delectable sin
To toss the thought of poverty's grin
And come and spend the way

They know I'm entitled to
That's why the invitation did ensue
To ease my mind that's been subject to
The depression of the day

No soupline thoughts of casualty
But the finest service that there'll be
A smile from me would certainly be
The highlight of their day

No need for an RSVP
Coz anytime they'll welcome me
Morning, noon or night I see
A little online for efficancy

So now what can I really say
Except I threw the invitation away
I got no more dimes to throw their way
They should have been better to me

Back in the day
And not have just looked right through me
For the royalty play
I'll see ya at Walmart I'm just loyal that way