Bowling for the ten pins
I remember yesterday
Against a better average
So stealth came into play

A beer or two
Yeah that brand will do
And french fries fried the greasy way
To steal the game in play

Eating with the left
Bowling with the right
My opponent never figured out
Why he lost the game mid flight

Laughter on the ball return
Dropped on the swing in play
Embarrassment never learned
We just had fun that way