May I get you something Sir
As she bent over him so slow
That his eyes most naturally
Had no where else to go

Excuse me Sir
Said seduction to his ear
The captain would like a word with you
So please follow me to the rear

He followed her not quite certain
But over whelming was the view
And when she drew the curtain shut
He knew that reason to

Was that turbulence Sir
As she caught him in her arms
Because that's what safety regulation said
That he should see no harm so she held on to his head

And she kissed him till he had no air
Just like she was trained to do
And then asked him if he was aware
Of the height of their altitude

She said a mile high was not enough
And she wanted to fly straight up to
A little heaven while on the earth
And as the pilot she would serve him first

And then the pilot came on the com
Well that's it for you
So she slipped him a little kiss
And said departure starts then to