That there would be some that need advice
So lets check what the good book said
That would be Betty not the bible
Crocker a goddess for real review
About the problem with the gas bags
And what that they should do
I smiled at me and nodded twice
That sounded good I'd take my advice
And proceeded to move on to
The good book of Betty Crocker
A must for any kitchen locker
And here's what she had to say
I did use the index by the way
So now I'll proceed on with the play
About what Betty would have fartin to say
It so seems that if you would soak your beans
Over night and all the next day
And throw in a piece of ham for some play
The flavoring is excellent that way
But if you should so soak your beans
There would be a lot less skid marks
In your undies to clean aside from the point
That your fart clears the joint
And makes your friends gag pretty bad they say
It's the perfect solution
Consider it my contribution
To your fart dilemma today
